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Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) Comedy

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- Oh, my God! - I said three!

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whose life I saved three years earlier.

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Three targets, two shots. You got this?

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- Three-egg omelet with potatoes. - Thank you!

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When I count to three we're gonna run, okay?

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Okay. Question number three. Is it somebody we know?

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You can go to every country, like, within three blocks.

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On three, I want you to get down, and take cover. Okay?

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Yeah. Well, I think one, two, three, four, five... It's gotta be six.

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For the last three months, Dan's been smuggling them out of the building.

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I'd been there for three years! They still had me in Lot D!

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I work in Human Resources or "HR," as some people call it.

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And I have this poster in my office that says,

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"Keep calm and go to your safe place."

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Well, when I get a little stressed out or my anxiety spikes,

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I close my eyes and picture my cul-de-sac,

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and my wonderful wife, Karen, and our two sons, Patrick and Mikey.

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Because that's the place where I know everything is always okay.

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No matter what.

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- Bye, Mikey, Patrick. Bye, you guys. - Bye, guys.