I was pretty lost a year and a half ago.

"I think I left half a chicken Philly steak

Guys, I'm getting a little worried.

Yeah. I maybe got a little crick.

Get a little eye dazzle for my friends.

[Sighs] There'll be a little markup for my trouble.

And he's legit miserable without you, if it's any consolation.

and take a damn good peek.

And in a month or so,

And they took a vote, majority rule.

and women find me a constant erotic distraction.

This is like bringing recipes to a restaurant and saying,

One time I put sunglasses and a hat on it.

And it's already getting a lot of buzz in the media.

And, yeah, if you are a healthy 22-year-old pregnant woman,

I'll take a gamble and blow it up with the little gunpowder I have left.

This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.