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Identity Thief

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Well, hang on a second. Was it Winter Park, Florida?

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See, that's good.

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We're dropping the whole "there's been a mistake" thing.

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I got it now. Listen...

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The problem is, Mr. Patterson,

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is that you missed your court date three days ago in Florida.

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Officer, let me just explain.

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And the judge has issued a warrant for your arrest.

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- Yeah... - So what we're gonna do

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is we're gonna go ahead and ship you back down to Florida.

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You can work on your tan.

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Sir. Yeah, listen. You're not listening.

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- Sit down. - Sorry.

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There's a person that has my same name

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that is doing things in Florida.

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This guy is making salon appointments, he's buying beach equipment.

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He's maxing out my credit card.

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Are you Sandy Bigelow Patterson, born May 18th, 1974?

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That is you, correct?

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Yeah, but it's not me doing this stuff.