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South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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This is highly-classified church information.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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OT9 in the history of our church.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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in on how the Church of Scientology works.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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I realize that to really be a church

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Then how come that sign says "Church of Scientology"?

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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He is the reincarnation of our church's most famous prophet.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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You revealed the secret that began the whole Church of Scientology.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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you have to be in the church for several years, Stan.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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I can't. I'm writing a new sacred doctrine for my church.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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I'm only OT7 and I've been in the church all my life!

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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We want to reveal to Stan the great secret of life behind our church.