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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That was a fun day.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Have a nice day. - You, too.

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I'm gonna send David home for the day...

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You know, I drive by this place every day.

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She was like, any time of day, she was like:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No, I've borked a lot of women in my day.

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Here's a cute story. I came home the other day...

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walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day?

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And you about to cram like 10 years of pimpage into one day.

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Three to go. So that means you're gonna have sex in three days.

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I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.

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- So who's gonna take my job? - Cal will be taking over your job.

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Well, I didn't know all that. So, I'm sorry.

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I mean, you people are sick.

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Are you a telemarketer, James?

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Hey, Andy! What's up, dude?

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Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara. How you doing?

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When you going to get a car?

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- Hey, why don't you get a car? - I can't afford it.

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- So, Survivor tomorrow night. We on? - See you then.