12:45, no Hitler.

It's an old Irish tradition.

(show in background)

At 17 years old, I beat up a guy.

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.

- But you have your own TV show. - But on the show I ask the questions.

You can see an old lady wearing a flag thong and go, Grandma, don't tell me where Old Glory is!

Well, it's not like it's a relic. It's a year old.

I'll remember this, ladies and gentlemen. It's an old phrase,

Look at this old C-SPAN. Congress is in session and no one's there.

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

The old bastard's right. Look at that. You gotta be different to make an impression.

The comment was quickly forgotten and minutes later the show got under way.

The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker.

Thanks for coming. This isn't the actual show. The cameras are pointing at nothing

- They'll get funny when I'm back on the show. - It's too dry.

- We got some clips. Are they ready? - I TiVo all his shows.

(Jack) Shortly thereafter, Tom Dobbs went back to his political comedy show.

(man) Welcome to The Tom Dobbs Show. Please have your tickets ready for the ushers.

But even in the face of tyranny there is comedy. Two old Jews were sent to kill Hitler.