Don't be showing them Stationery Village now you've sectioned it of cos that is well creepy.

No, don't lick that, please.

- Don't do that. Oi, back of! - Whoa.

You don't have a passport so vacate.

Somehow, I don't think you do have.

I don't pick stuf up, I knock stuf down.

Don't be shy, now. Throw it at me hard.

Yeah, the laughs don't stop coming with you, do they, Lester?

"Why don't you grate of a portion of me head?"

- Go on, then, put it on. - You don't play records like this.

Don't worry, I got your back. If you need help, just nod.

- Lester, get me out of here! - Don't worry, Howard. I got your back.

- I know you are, but you turn it in on yourself. - No, I don't.

- Yeah, well, I don't know where it is. - Problem is, you can't see for looking.

But don't forget to glitter up those flippers cos aqua bling is so far in.

- You don't know what it is, do you? - Not really, but when it comes on, I go red.

and then there's Lester, who is basically an invalid, and I need to walk him home, don't I?

- Sellotape tree? - The stickier the tape, the higher the branch.

- The brain! - To the brain!

The brain!