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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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"We're going to the movies."

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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It took 20 minutes to go through...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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- God's sakes. - Go ahead, it's pre-loosened.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Leonard, you're gonna have to let this go.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Okay, I'm gonna go get your discharge papers.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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It's just her Facebook page, and we've only been going out a couple of weeks.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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So, what is the down and the low?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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The issue remains.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

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The statement stands for itself.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Based on the geometric progression...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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...she produces the hormone oxytocin.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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...your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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So this wasn't the awkward part?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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- Okay, feeling the awkward now. - Wait.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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He's finding the acoustic sweet spot.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Yes, I'm aware of the math.