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South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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- Then he'll become a real religion. - He would become unstoppable.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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So can I go to the magic camp to learn how to become a full member?

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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If you left now, you would become a danger to our cause.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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and are now a Blainetologist.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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He is a scholar, a visionary, a leader.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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of centrifugal alignment and sleight of hand. Wait a minute.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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- So you're not a cult? - A cult? No.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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And if you look here, you can see how David Blaine

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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Don't call Mr. Blaine a gaywod. He's a brilliant man.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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Form of a beaver!

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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You see, your friends and parents have programmed you in a way

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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My name is Steven and I've been a Blainetologist for about three years.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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you wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while?

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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Then I guess I'm a dumbass.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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I'm sorry, but I'm a Catholic.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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David Blaine is a real person.

South Park (1997) - S05E03 Comedy

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This is a really good turnout!