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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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And, Trish, I may not have voted for you,

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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So, are you gonna vote for me, sister?

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Hey. Thanks for coming.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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will be chosen for her talent and poise.

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can be rewarded for their intelligence and savvy.

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I can be idiotic for $600.

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for the weirdest second date ever.

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And now it's time for our ever popular talent competition,

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Well, take Susan, for example. I think...

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Here they are, your candidates for Miss Pawnee.

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Okay, so, it's still 3-2 for Trish.

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April, it's unethical for me to show you favoritism.

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what the hell do you call in favors for?

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that will be no trouble at all for me.

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Yes, I have a question for the hot one.

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but this is, like, a new low for him.

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I just signed up for the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant.

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All right, it's time now for the dreaded Q&A.

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What? We don't get cash? This is for a fence?

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is going to represent the ideal woman for a year.