Hi,I'm looking for leslie knope. Okay.

Just played lexicons for a billion points.

Hey. Thank you so much for meeting us.

For a while,it was a teenage nature hike.

formerly foreskin,but our bassist left for personal reasons.

Hi. Can I talk to you for a second?

It's unethical and it's irresponsible for a public servant to have sex

Are you sure that's the best thing for you right now?

Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee.

Listen. Thank you for coming. I...I tried to stay on message.

That part's good. I think we stayed on message for that part.

What about that thing you did for the middle school newspaper last year?

Thank you so much for bringing that up in front of a reporter.

She writes for the pawnee journal,which is kind of like our town's washington post.

Well I'm writing an op-ed piece about media ethics for the pawnee journal,so yeah,I'm a little busy.

Hi,this is deputy director of parks and recreation-- Leslie?

And finally,we've got ann perkins and andy dwyer.

Oh,ann. You're so sweet and innocent and pretty.

I'm leslie knope. I'm the deputy director of parks and recreation.

And that's it. Okay?