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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Perfect timing. Dinner's ready.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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and then we started talking, and, you know.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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It's better than that. I had sex and I woke up alone.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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I can always make time for pancakes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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That's it? All this time for "hat"?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Don't look at my tiles, Alan.

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All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Just give him some time. He'll get over it.

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You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend.

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- I can't, buddy. I got work to do. - What am I gonna do all day?