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Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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Yes. Yes. And we'll order a whole bunch of pizzas...

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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And I used to have a machete. But times have changed.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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How could you not? You combined the two things that kids love the most-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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If Phil and Claire wanted to get Luke a clown, they would've.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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in case you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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and set up an arts and crafts table.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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- A what? - A crafts table.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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One year we forgot completely, and we had to improvise a cake of stuffing.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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But there's a girl in my school, and I want her to like me.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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combs and sheaths.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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Exactly! Yes! And I have the beads and everything.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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At first we thought it was really stupid, and then we had a blast, so-

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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And you can decorate it. I've got beads and glitter and all kinds of stuff.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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is to bring people joy and laughter and balloon animals.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E09 Fizbo

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you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box.