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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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Not to mention, Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I know. I read it before I threw it out.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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No, no, I didn't say better, I said less stained.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I promised my mother.

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I don't know, Sheldon.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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And I forbid it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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- Because I knew you'd screw this up. - I didn't screw it up.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you.

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I don't understand the question.

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I couldn't poop this morning.

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I don't care what you say.

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I said no. Put it down.

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I don't wanna be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I let you think we went alphabetically...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I really should've brought my own car.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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...where I was walking through the park...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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You're lucky I didn't run you over.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I don't understand what you're unhappy about.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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Which, if I were there, it would be.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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They don't. That's why I saved this one.