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American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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- Mom! - Dad!

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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And then call Tim Robbins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and we've been left behind.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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between Jesus and the Antichrist.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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And so would the slow janitor.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs. Jesus.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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run on precious metals and crystalline minerals...

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and then "arm-a-geddon" outta here.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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who only show up on Christmas and Easter.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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All right, somebody call Mel Gibson and apologize.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and he asked me to be his girlfriend.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and the orchid goes in my wealth corner.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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Sometimes the kids come in here and play.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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when the rapture comes and they're all left behind.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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It reeks of dead mice and moldy Highlights magazines.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and you're the only man who can do it.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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and converted it to hold all of his Porsches.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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when all true Christians, like myself, ascend to heaven and...

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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You and the kids go find seats while we park.

American Dad! (2005) - S05E09 Comedy

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the janitor made out of Windex bottles and rat fur.