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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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It's hard to describe.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Not because it's turned, but because I want to appear discerning and powerful.

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Yeah, but I'm still here now, so...

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Yes. Still going to die.

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But he doesn't want it because we're not married.

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but that doesn't change the fact that he's still a loser

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because I'm too afraid to take enough to actually kill myself, so...

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who believes they offer a better genetic match-up to either party?

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and if you still enjoy it, well, I'd like to remind you

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Anywho, I'm still gonna need you to breathe into this for me.

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that you'd still be contributing half the genetic code to our children.

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It means just because he's talking to the man in the sky

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but you said you wanted to withdraw 800?

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he had no choice but to turn to a life of crime.

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but I haven't got any financial assets to speak of.

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But I don't care. I'm trying to h it bottom.

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But I'm saying, it doesn't have to be, just by...

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She will have the small Caesar salad because I don't want her to get fat.

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but it won't affect what happens to you after you die.

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And yet, moments ago, it was unfathomable, not only to myself but to mankind as a whole.