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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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We appreciate your business.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know what, I respect women, I love women.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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but I get with women.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Just a little token of my appreciation.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I've been with tons of women.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Thank you.

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they don't know how to talk to women.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.

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No, I've borked a lot of women in my day.

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You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.

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Because women do not care about what you have to say...

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It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that...

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they just plain straight up have no clue how to talk to women.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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- You're doing the nipple. - Not the nipple.

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like the woman from the eBay store.

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I'm the dude with the hot granny.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for the price of "on the house."