How coincidental, Jeremy! How very coincidental!

I think I'm actually very hungry. Let's not jump and just have lunch.

"Twat a geezer"?

You're a promise-breaker and a tom-tailed tit.

I got a pair. The straps go all the way up, like a Roman sandal.

and give a nasty, unglamorous illness a kick in the pants at the same time.

Why would I have a problem? I'm just a mate round seeing a couple of mates.

You're a bloke, I'm a bloke. We're both bloody good blokes,

So, what now? A round of sambucas and hit a club,

- Oh, are they in a submarine? - Yes, they're in a submarine.

'But there's always a chance someone else might have a better one.

'What a surprise - you haven't got any because you're a gristle-head.

This is a special mission.

'That's not a saucy metaphor.'

Jeff, we're watching a film.

like a bloody horrible pancake.

Because I've got a cough.

Although, if it was a choice between that or a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call.

Brilliant. Get a cup, we'll catch the blood, and I'll write her a poem.

A mate just called. He has a poker school. If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could go.