This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.

So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build a parking structure for my members, so be it.

- Yes, sir. - Better luck next year.

Damn right, it's better than yours

Damn right, it's better than yours

And they're like, "It's better than yours"

They better check themselves before they wreck themselves.

because here at Globo Gym, we're better than you.

- They're getting better. - Yes. I can see that, Me'Shell.

Come on. I get better runs in my shorts.

but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you

At Globo Gym, we're better than you and we know it.

I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.

Looking to you to solve their every problem?

To be continued...

A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup,

but I'd like you to reconsider as a personal favour to me.

Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?

then use the cheese to shove it to the edge.

Listen to this crowd.