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American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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# Good morning, U.S.A. #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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#And he's shining a salute to the American race #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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# Oh, boy it's swell to say #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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# Good morning, U.S.A. #

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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#Good morning, U.S.A. ##

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Stan, can you please talk to your daughter?

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Look at her.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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My God! Get that slut shrapnel out of your face this instant!

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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- It's just a nose ring. - It's a gateway piercing.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Next thing you know, you'll have a bone through your lip...

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Listen to your father. Sting's become a bit of a douche.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Fine. You are such a fascist, Dad!

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Ah, women. So emotional. They're a mystery that eludes me.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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That's why I'm creating an alternative.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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Now I can practice talking to girls on something other than my taxidermied aardvark.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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That thing better be disassembled before I get home.

American Dad! (2005) - S03E15 Comedy

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- But, Dad- - No son of mine is gonna practice his moves on a vacuum girl.