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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.8s

I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.2s

They'll have limes in the teacher's lounge, right?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

6.5s

- So, what's the deal with your teacher? - Miss Tuttle? She's very strict.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.6s

- What's up? - I just talked to my dad.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.5s

You're my nephew. I feel like... Come on, just do it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

4.3s

I'd like to do my part. Can I buy you dinner?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.9s

- Why? - Because when I slam on the brakes,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.8s

I want to watch you go through the windshield.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

2.9s

Yeah, but see, here's the problem. I don't like kids.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.6s

Okay, then I guess it's just the two of us.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

5.4s

Look, we're still legally married. Frankly, I don't buy the whole gay thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3s

I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about the divorce papers.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

3.5s

To tell you the truth, Jake, I don't think this is gonna be an issue.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

5.1s

Yeah, I know it's a vicious circle. But the liquor industry is built on it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

4s

I don't want to rush you or anything, but have you ever read Lord of the Flies?