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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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She's straight, she's gay, she's straight again.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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What does she think she's doing?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- It only matters what she's not. - And what is she not?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Was she flirting with me? I think she was flirting with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Yeah, she is a hottie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Where's my mother? - She left.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and she asked me to baby-sit.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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She is not coming back to you, pal.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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It's like she's a different person or something.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- She just sings for no reason? - I guess.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Alan, you do understand she works for tips?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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She walks around the house singing all the time.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- But she's still the same person, Jake. - No, not really.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. "

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat.