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American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Ah, the lighting of the town Christmas tree.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Can you think of anything more American?

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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- An American flag? - Or-

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Or an American flag with Christmas trees for stars.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Ooh! That would make a good cake.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Note to self: I like cake.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Well, isn't that cute? Roger's making a snow angel.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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A face-down snow angel...

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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in a pile of angel vomit.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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He's passed out, Mom. He's been binge drinking since Thanksgiving.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Get up, Roger! What the hell's wrong with you?

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Another year on this planet and I ha-haven't- I haven't accomplished squat!

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Can't even drink myself to death.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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- You,ve only been here four years. - Try 60.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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- You,ve been here 60 years? - Yeah.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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I crashed in Roswell in,47. Thanks for finally asking.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Six decades of dragging my ass around this blue marble and what do I have to show for it?

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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Nothing! Laugh it up, Ma!

American Dad! (2005) - S02E09 Comedy

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You were right! I,m a loser!