I'm back.

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

Bring it back, bring her back. I want constant updates.

We'd be in the Senate with our suits on, and if you're backed by something,

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

There was a problem with the computer voting system.

- It's eight hours back to Chicago. - I just wanna be alone with my Barry White tapes.

- is she applying for a job with you? - No.

- Pump a little iron, you look like a Humvee. - With little tiny balls.

- Where do you do your writing? - Usually on the back of a napkin, sitting in a bar.

but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely.

It goes back to the Johnson thing.

Delacroy Systems has completed a deal with the European Common Market

I was thinking that would bring a lot of people back to the Church.

A Malaysian man, famous for pulling planes and buses with his hair,

Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

Because I think a woman can be obsessed with a movie star like Brad Pitt - hello! -

The government said recently... Well, a lot of people said that we're cutting back spending.

I'll back up now for harassment reasons.

- with breast implants. - (laughter)