Nice to meet you. I love artists.

Welcome. Chris, there are a number of artists here I'd like you to meet.

Screw the theatre. Mr Monatti invited us to a cocktail party so Chris can meet some artists.

A lot.

uh, this couple is attacked by a... a...

He was a loser then, and he's a loser now.

He's a family guy!

I had a dream

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Chris, not you.

Lucky there's a family guy

A woman driving! That's adorable.

A lamp monster! Ooh! Ooooh!

$1,000 for a bumper sticker?

Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People Magazine.

And send a masseuse up. Legitimate!

Whoops! A crack in the floor.

Hup. I got a live one. Peter Griffin.

No, you pretty much can't do a thing

That's my dad if he were a cat.

It's lovely, Chris. Go ahead, Peter, make a wish.