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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Yep. The hair, the clothes, the fuddy-duddy personality.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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The clothes are only the tip of the iceberg.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Only the tip of the iceberg.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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turn the TV down, Grandmommy's on the telephone.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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She walks around the house singing all the time.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Okay, relax the shoulders, good. The style suits you,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So, Alan, the usual?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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This could be the beginning of the rest of my life.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I was in the bathroom, looking at myself in the mirror,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Sorry about the squirt thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Great. - Okay, here's the thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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You know, for the ladies.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and he plays the clarinet.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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That was the Esperanto Club look.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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the pants hang beautifully. Oh, dear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So, how was the movie? Where's Jake?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- but you gotta admire the effort. - Fine.