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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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This your date drug? Your roofie?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?"

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I also wanted to call...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to tell you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to do whatever you want to do, okay?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- I don't want to be in here. - It's a soundproof room.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to stop it, maybe just for a few years.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Look, Trish. - You didn't get a new carpet.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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But, if I want to what?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to shave your head.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I just want to please you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Okay. New tape.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Would you fuck him? - In a New York minute.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You want me to open a store. You want me to sell everything.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to give it to you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I don't want to date you anymore.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to know everything about you.