You can either get off the Mayflower or have four girls in a Cadillac.

Not a cough in the carload.

A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men.

This is the happiest night of my life...

whether she was obsessive-compulsive, or whether she didn't have a personal life, who knows?

(Tina) A report suggests that more species of birds mate for life than previously believed,

We have a deadline. In terms of appointments,

She's in a phone booth off Route 173.

- She's in a stable condition, sir. - Thank you.

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

I think that's the bottom line. In a democracy,

to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity.

- Where are you now? - I'm in a shopping mall.

Please. I've played in clubs for years.

Or did you fly in in that lovely helium plane? Oh, that's a blimp, I'm sorry.

(man) This story might fall under the heading of one thing leads to another.

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

Clearly a mental case. Hospital said she had more pills in her than a pharmacy.

It's too much of a lead-in. Just the punch line.

Today I was in the Oval Office on a preparatory meeting