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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Your face. - Yeah. Weird, huh?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't think I've seen your face since senior year.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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You know, they'd void their bowels everywhere but the bathroom.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't mind. Especially if you spill it on my face.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I gave her a good deal on yarn,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Oh, but if I start making weird faces or anything during the scene,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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See, I was pretending to cry right there.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I just wanted to see some free titties.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Her name, Bubbles.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Because I would love to fucking eat her ass and fuck her silly in the movie.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- See? - Excuse me, can I get a coffee, black?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I mean, nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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or when she sees I charged a video camera.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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You guys see the game? I was at it.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- That'd be me, Princess Lay-Her. - Who am I playing?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I told her that it was okay to ask you.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I asked her to fuck me. She wouldn't do it.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donnell,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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See, I told you it would work. Didn't I tell you? It looks amazing.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Let me see them titties.