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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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Good morning, everyone. A couple of announcements.

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As we all know, Ron is recovering from his hernia surgery.

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So I got him flowers from all of us.

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So everybody needs to pitch in, like, $90.

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$90?

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Yes, because I ordered a beautiful bouquet of daffodils,

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from a website, after a few glasses of wine.

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So, Tom, I think you might be getting some daffodils, too.

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Donna, you're definitely getting some.

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Jerry? I don't know. I'm not sure. Time will tell.

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Also, I'm leaving early tonight

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because I am a judge in the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You get to be a judge in that thing?

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Yes, and it's a responsibility I take very seriously.

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But I want to be a judge.

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I can't believe you like beauty pageants.

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April, whoever Miss Pawnee is,

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is gonna be the representative of womanhood in our town.

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And as a judge, let me assure you that this year's Miss Pawnee

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will be chosen for her talent and poise.