We're three sailors on shore leave.

And remember, Plainclothes FPC members will be phantom shopping and monitoring your productivity, and we stand by our three-strikes-you're-out bad sales punishment technique.

Chalk that up in the I told you so department.

But coach, I never wanted to do this.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Cry me a river.

I was right, and you were wrong.

Now you're miserable, and that's good.

Why am I so satisfied about that?

Coach, please.

What do you want me to do, Melissa, huh?

You want me to come in and buy all your stupid fairy princess merchandise?

Is that what you want?

Yeah, it would really help me out.

What do you got?

Umbrellas and fairy princess cloths.

Give me those wings.

I can't.

I'm not allowed to take them off.

Coach, please, I'll get in trouble.