That was part one of the unusual progression of events.

But seri... Hold on a sec.

Unfortunately, I do.

It's not a bad idea really, is it? Part West Wing, part Bachelor. Hey, that's not bad.

I love the buckled shoe, though - it's part pimp, part pilgrim.

A lot of people, they get the large ones. Those are lovely.

One o'clock, no Hitler.

(man on radio) An unusual turn of events in Virginia: with now 87% of the vote in,

- Joke. - Little one. Little joke.

- You have one minute remaining on your time. - Needs a little more flare.

Well, Tina, I have just one question: is this a face that a woman would be obsessed with?

In hindsight, not one of their better decisions.

- So you don't want to be a part of the reelection? - Oh, no. Please. No, that's not a stage I belong on.

It'll be an adventure, and you're all part of it.

- So this is all part of the same computer error? - Yes.

Only one thing remains true - you're the President.

(woman) Stand by, lights, for cue one.

Tom Dobbs has not spent one cent.

...you could be... an even better one.

There was one slogan before my time: