I scrubbed it real hard.

Get me the fuckin' scrub brush.

Just get me the fucking scrub brush.

Now that's how you scrub a fucking bloodstain!

Did I ask you how hard you fucking scrubbed?

I've been scrubbing that bloodstain all mornin', and the cripple has too.

A sea salt scrub from Bliss Spa.

Hello, Mr. Garrison, I'm Dr. Biber. I'll be performing your surgery today.

God bless you, Doctor. I know you'll make me well again.

Now, you're absolutely sure you want a vaginoplasty?

My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. A sex-change operation is my last chance at happiness.

All right, then let's begin.

Just relax, Mr. Garrison.

I think if more people could just see a sex-change operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is.

The first thing I'm going to do is slice your balls.

With the scrotum open, I can now discard of your testicles.

So long, balls.

Now, I'll just continue the incision up the shaft of the penis.

Oh, that stings.

Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out.