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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Not a Snowball's chance in a CAT scanner.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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"Leonard Hofstadter is in a relationship."

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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FYI, I was defrosting a steak in there.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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"Stephanie Barnett is in a relationship with Leonard Hofstadter."

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Because, frankly, you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Now, where it should say "in a relationship," what does it say?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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- May I come in? - No.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Uh, Lawrence Memorial in Galveston, Texas.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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You are not in this relationship.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Sheldon, would you like to come in?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Where are you in your menstrual cycle?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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Like a gladiator.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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...to pop an emotional cap in his buttocks.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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In which I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E09 The White Asparagus Triangulation

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...which laypeople naively interpret as falling in love.