And good evening, friends!

One please.

There's even one part where the Jews have a chance to save Jesus, and you know what they do?

Oh yeah? Well you're gonna have to find it first. But I won't tell you where I keep my money.

Well, I have this friend, see?

right there where the old one was.

Hi, uh, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.

Mmm, one more time, Kyle.

And this friend belongs to a certain, Chosen People of Israel.

- Oh, that's great, sweetie. - Tell them I'll be down shortly

Well, if you really care about your friend's soul, then perhaps show him the way of Jesus.

the news magazines have, where one says something good,

You can torture me all you want, I still won't tell you!

I I can't sleep at night. I mean, my... friend can't sleep at night.

One month ago today, this amazing film opened in theaters.

If you're not scared of The Passion then go see it. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong.

It's made one of our little Jewish boys want to apologize for the death of Jesus!

If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir.

I think we should all go out and take at least one other person to see The Passion.

And now one of our fine young shlokas, Kyle Broflovski, has asked if he could speak to the congragation.