The Passion of the Jew

But I think it's the principle of the thing that matters.

That does it! I'm sick of you guys arguing about The Passion! I'm out of here.

It's made one of our little Jewish boys want to apologize for the death of Jesus!

All right, let's get the hell out of here!

My name is Eric Cartman and I'm the President of the Mel Gibson Fan Club.

the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It has made people the world over open their eyes.

What kind of atmosphere are you reading on the planet surface, Jew?

You know what it is? You're scared. You're scared of the truth.

And now, I believe, in 2004, the Jewish community needs to apologize for the death of Jesus.

for the brutal way in which he was killed, and take our share of the responsibility for it.

Sacramento, San Francisco, Beverly Hills,

Oh I agree. There are so many of us who are moved by The Passion.

Fellow fans of Mel Gibson, our numbers have grown and now, together, we have the power to change the world!

Really? Three hundred million domestic box-office, Kyle. The top-grossing film of all time, Kyle.

Because, even if Jesus wasn't really the Son of God, he was still a nice guy.

The watchtower'sjust right over the hill. [ Grunts ]

But, because this is such an important film that actually depicts the selfless act of Jesus Christ,

Well, if you really care about your friend's soul, then perhaps show him the way of Jesus.

You know, he's right, Elise. We shouldn't focus our faith on the torture and execution of Christ.