With cartoonish physical violence, and

And our side, the side of education and accomplishment

Our community has standards, Horton.

- I'm the vice principal. - Would you take this fine educator,

you have just validated my entire career as an educator!

And I, for one, commend him on his commitment to education.

I'm hereby sentencing you to community service.

the most ruthless freshwater pirate ever to plunder a lakeside community.

and in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act,

I've had enough of this-

♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket ♪

♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪ ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ (Hey!)

♪ Or making a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ (It's over here! )