You know, the Jews and the Muslims and the racists all living happily together, side by side,

'And by the morning, the weird feeling

It's fine by me.

Jesus! Can't I have a cough without being taken to Guantanamo Bay?

Gerbil the gerbil. MUSIC: Dancing In The Moonlight by Toploader

Car alarms, the cashpoints, the blacks, the Pakis, the Jews...

Yeah, the traffic, the noise, the hassle.

that Ray, by the end, he loved Jesus.

See, the longer the note, the more dread.

You know, the sausage, the euro, Clarkson.

The "Paki shop"?

Hope Jeff's neighbour got the cheque for the window.

Oh, and I took the rap for the sausage, so you're in the clear there.

blown to pieces by the size of the IMAX image every day, anyway.

Oh, yes, it's nice to get away from it all, the work, the smog, the graffiti.

'She's a teenager, Mark. You'll get castrated by the menfolk.

and he got the wrong window... You know the rest.

You bring the vino.

Brilliant! Now, the favour...

That's not the favour?!