I have two. White and Indian.

I would never, ever serve you.

I have never been late.

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation,

Yes, I have an office.

Everyone, okay, I have an announcement.

I never said it was better than an iPod.

Have you ever taken any illegal drugs? No, I have not.

But I never said you had nothing to live for.

okay I should never have let the type touches I had all these great icons and now I have four folders so it's

And although I probably will never do it again, I had fun.

I have an acute ability to read people.

Hey, everybody, may I have your attention, please?

Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,

Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover.

Hey, I have an idea. You know that extra bedroom?

I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office.

I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,

- You are not my superior. - Gee, then why do I have an office?

This is an attitude I would like all of you to have right here.