Oh, a man with a plan!

-He went out with my wife! -Joey!

No, actually, I already have a dinner plan with my fiancée.

You got this guy with the smoking hot wife.

I did not go out with your wife! Okay?

Was it Benji's wife? She's a hot piece of ass.

You wanna get married? I need a wife before the debate.

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

You know, I haven't had a real friend since my wife passed.

Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.

I shot a cow with a bazooka.

- We know what you're planning. - This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?

Well, with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God!

to spend a beautiful evening with someone

You got anything with a flat front?

You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman.

Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned.

He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick.

-Your mom set you up with a guy? -Yeah.

I was in a bidding war with CarnivalKid 32,