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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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Not to mention, Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E07 The Dumpling Paradox

4.5s

If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

4.9s

Well, if I had survived an old lady ass-kicking, I'd brag about it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E02 The Big Bran Hypothesis

3.8s

...do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E20 The Hofstadter Isotope

3.4s

And then I start to pull it out of your mouth and say:

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E03 The Barbarian Sublimation

5s

And when I was walking up those stairs a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

3s

I know. I read it before I threw it out.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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No, no, I didn't say better, I said less stained.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I promised my mother.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I don't know, Sheldon.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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And I forbid it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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- Because I knew you'd screw this up. - I didn't screw it up.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I don't understand the question.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I couldn't poop this morning.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I don't care what you say.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I said no. Put it down.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I don't wanna be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

1.9s

I let you think we went alphabetically...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

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I really should've brought my own car.