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The Simpsons (1989) - S17E11 Comedy

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SEYMOUR: Ah, 1995.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Attention, everyone.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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We are opening our offices for a totally unrestricted inspection.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Therefore, each of you will need to take home and hide...

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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...one of our many illegal items.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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I hope ponies are illegal.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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First up, a life-size Margaret Thatcher robot.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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- Sir, sir, over here. - Sanders, she's all yours.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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- Yes. - Oh, man.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Europe was created by history, America by philosophy.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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The mouth on this one.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Okay, next, God's autograph.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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- Protestants only. - Oh, gee whiz.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Enjoy.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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And a machine that turns water into cocaine. I'll just hang onto this.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Now, if you'll excuse me...

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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...I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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Sort out the rest yourselves.

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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- Look. - What's in that one?

American Dad! (2005) - S02E17 Comedy

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- That's mine, I called it. - No, it's not, it's mine.