The Chicago Sun-Times calls it Fox's finest made-for-TV movie to date.

Our friend, the sun.

The sun is by far the hottest planet in the solar system, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.

Don't turn on the light.

He's just a nice guy I met on the bus on the way over here.

Come on, shake it out the door.

Something isn't on the up and up.

I was gonna cut you in on the action.

Food inspectors are the most evil, violent, vengeful people on Earth.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Tomorrow, Fox Night at the Movies presents a world premiere motion picture, Doing Time on Maple Drive.

I mean, when you think about it, the pungent sting of the early morning air as I slice through it on my appointed routes.

And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!