There's always the time tunnel.

How do I know I arrived on the right day?

Gus, whatever you do, please do not take a leak on the captain.

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.

Now, to tell you the truth, kid, being on the force was a pain in the butt aside from that license to kill.

Well, everything will be okay as long as I don't put the idea of whizzing on the captain in your head.

If you don't evacuate right now on the goodly captain over there, your future will be thus.

A slimeball captain ran a sting operation on me that sent me up the river for 20 years.

Boy, Gus should really put a stop on his newspaper delivery when he goes away for the weekend.

In 1977, I got kicked off the police force because when I got passed over for a promotion, I sort of took a whiz on the captain.

Suit yourself, Romeo, but I am as hot as a cat on a tin roof, so haul your butt into the boudoir.