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The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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And speaking of lotteries...

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Reminds me of me.

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Um, Simpson?

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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I'm tired of this conversation.

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exploiter of the poor and ignorant.

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Lousy, dog-killing son-of-a--

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Homer, get a hold of yourself.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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if you have five out of six.

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The winner of today's state lottery is...

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Can we get a shot of me?

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In doggie heaven, there's mountains of bones...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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the sweet, gamey tang of human flesh.

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everybody wants a piece of Kent Brockman--

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Actual odds of winning: one in 380 million.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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The lottery is the one ray of hope...

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In fact, every copy of ShirleyJackson's The Lottery...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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and a state-of-the-art detention hall...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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One of the Lassies is in there too.

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Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E19 Comedy

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I'm glad I flunked out of dental school.