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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.4s

Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.4s

I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

...just because of your....

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.9s

-Game hen? -Kind of.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.4s

Well, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

That's the end of that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.1s

Yeah, because of the cane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

The sweet stench of failure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.7s

I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we ram right into it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

I think I cooked myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.3s

Put another stick of butter in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

I was killing, Jerry. Killing. I killed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.3s

...and it's sticking because of the butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.1s

He bit me. Get off of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.6s

I gotta hobble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.2s

Yeah, I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.4s

I have cancer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.9s

I think I can see what's going on here.