- And as an American, aren't I entitled to one? - Probably!

I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

than as a homicidal maniac or a clown's sidekick.

Lisa, you don't spend 10 years as a homicidal maniac...

Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery...

But you'll find one gets more respect as a humble civil servant...

Come now. You speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels.

Me? I'm touched. I really am.

I'm older! I get the top bunk!

I told you, I'm not a criminal anymore.

I'm telling you, Cecil, I can't take much more of this!

you can hold down an honest job.

Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.

I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.

I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.

How can you even think of releasing Sideshow Bob?

Yes, I'm a good, good man.

Hello, Brother. I'm happy to see you.

- I'm all murdered out. - Praise the Lord!

And I'm doing a really excellent job too.