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The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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as refreshing as a premoistened towelette.

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And as soon as you're not a human being...

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It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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You might remember me from such self-help videos as...

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive coculprit.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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I'm a grown man now, and I can run my own life.!

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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It'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival...

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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I can name 1 0 things. Um...

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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- " [ Discordant ] - Wait. Wait. I can do this.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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This is great. I can finally look like I want...

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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- Marge, can I go outside and play? - Shh.

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I can sense a change in the air tonight.

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- I have problems with-- - I'm always interrupting people.

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I'm thirsty.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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- I, uh, can't commit to a relationship. - I'm too nice.

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- There once was a man named Enis-- - I can just haul it away, free?

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.

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- I feel validated by that. - Good. I'm glad we had this talk.

The Simpsons (1989) - S05E07 Comedy

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[ Laughs ] I get that means no, huh? I'm not so old-fashioned.

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Oh, hi. I'm Troy McClure.