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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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The way to get through talking with people...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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The only problem is, there's no way to say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I have to tutor my nephew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Laughing all the way to the bank. I've never seen anyone actually do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That or, Whose bra is this?

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The relationship's over, but the egg salad's on the way.

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My ticket?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You want to invest? - My money's tied up in change.

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I think that's the only way out of this relationship.

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That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

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I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- You gave my ticket to Horneck? - Come on. Go ahead. Move up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Look, it's my money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take my number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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What, should I quit my job?

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Someone says, Get out of my life.