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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Giants Stadium.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...trying to clear the air.

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...all the way down to the cab!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I've got to. I've got to. - You're going now?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I had to drop the class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You need to talk? - We have nothing to talk about.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Ask him to change it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I'm starting to like her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Please. I love to help people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I should go talk to her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't submit to forcible massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What for? - We need to talk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I got nothing to do all day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Does everybody in the world have to like you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's like going to Idaho and eating carrots.